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song_princess) wrote2019-06-26 07:49 pm
Pet Shop of Horrors Meme

This is a meme which takes on the Pet Person AU meme but with a twist. Instead of the pet people being well known, only a select few people know about them. All of them were customers of a mysterious man known as Count D and his small pet shop in China Town. Are you one of the pets? Or a customer who was mysteriously drawn into it?
Even if your character wasn't the type to buy or adopt pets, or go into pet shops, they would be drawn in to get a pet.
This is a more general meme than the one it is inspired from, but smut is still allowed but please respect those who may not want to smut and label the thread once it goes into that territory.
For pets, please state the 3 items of the contract and the price for them.
But most importantly, have fun!

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So when Leanne came in as a customer, after a short interview of what she is looking for Count D took her to the back of the shop. "Come right this way. I think this pet will be a good match for you. He's loyal and playful and is protective for the right owner."
Taking her to the back of the room, with the incense burning, Count D slide the door to reveal a beautiful man with long elegant pink hair tied up neatly, unusual emerald soulful eyes, and a pair of pointed canine ears and what seems like a long bushy fox tail. He was dressed similar to the fashion of Count D if anything, an elegant nobleman from an ancient dynasty centuries ago while wearing ornate jewelry of semi-precious stones in an orient style while holding a wooden fan.
"This is a fox. He came from my country overseas. His name is Mu. He is quite a personality of his kind."
The fox, curious rose from his chair, and circling around her, sniffing her, and then after a moment of thinking, nods with approval toward the Count.
"Oh my, it seems he likes you and chosen you. This never happen before, this is the first." The Count D said with approval. "If you would like him, you can buy him and take him home with you." And from there, Count D presents the contract to waive responsibility and pay adoption fee right up.
I am thinking of an florist/ASMR.
It was a rare day that she had off and was shopping around China town when she stumbled into Count D's shop, after shopping at the bakery and getting one of their famous cakes. She wasn't expecting to purchase a pet but what harm could it bring? Most likely he wouldn't be able to find the right pet for her.
Color her surprised when he announced that he found the pet for her and proceeded to lead her into the shop. She was nervous as she just now remembered the rumors about this shop and what being led to the back meant.
Another surprise came when he revealed Mu to her and her cheeks heated up at once. "What? What is this?! I thought you said this was a pet shop and not a brothel." Did she looked that lonely? He was quite the beautiful man but there is no way that this was legal!
She lets out a squeak and jumps a little when he circles her and starts sniffing her. "Count please, don't mess with me. He is a man, not a fox! You can't buy a person!"
She half-whines at the Count, trying to avoid eye contact with Mu as his eyes, she could get lost in them.
Sound good to me :3
Mu is amused because he can speak, but he decided to make a sharp bark and circle around her with curious and like for his prospective owner in his eyes and even tugged at her sleeve to encourage her to take him home, and even try to charm her with fox ear wiggles hoping that would do the trick to charm her.
"He definitely wants to go home with you!" And too late, because already Count D brought out the contract for her to sign. "If you sign here, he's all yours." As for payment, there's layaway plan and monthly payment to pay off the price, legal in small font, blah blah blah, and by the time she finished signing and pay up, she got herself a fox for a pet to take home.
:3 Foxy Mu is going to be surrounded by flowers~
Those sounds he's making, there is no way a human could mimic those sounds so perfectly and his ears. Slowly she reaches over to touch those ears, letting out a gasp as they in fact feel real! What?... What was this place? She snapped out of her thoughts when he tugs at her sleeves and oh no, she looked into his eyes.
She couldn't leave him here and the next few moments felt dreamy as she signed, gave him a payment as well as the expensive cake to him as payment for Mu. The next thing she knew, she was walking back to her house/shop, leading him by the hand. Seeing the sight of her jumping is probably one he is used too as she lets out one final squeak and lets go of his hand quickly.
"What? What just happened? Did I really?" Her cheeks flared up at the sight of the handsome fox next to her and starts fidgeting a little. "What happened back there?" So much blushing as she goes now to pull out her copy of the receipt and contract and stares at it in disbelief.
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After taking a deep whiff of her flower shop, and the sweet scents of the flowers in blossom. "I went home with you." He answered her question with a soft laugh. The fox turns out he could speak after all. "I wanted to. You adopt me."
"And you have a lovely home, I must say. The flowers are lovely. If I dance and sing in your shop, I can make the scents of the flowers feel like I brought down Heaven itself." With a fanged grin. "Is your bed comfy as well~?"
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The blush was finally fading away as she just watches him explore her shop and home. "You can do that? I am sure that it could bring in customers." She goes to respond, her brain still trying to figure out what just happened.
Only for him to ask about her bed and that blush is back in full force! "It is but! It would be indecent!" But he can't sleep on the floor even if the Count used some trick to make her 'adopt' him. "Bu-Bu-But I can't let you sleep on the floor either..."
All the blushing and thoughts swirling about in her head which probably makes her quite the comical sight to behold.
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With a wag of his tail, it's a real fox tail with white and lilac hues in the fur. "Hmm, I imagine your house will be quite big, but this shall do. This is fine. I wasn't picky, but maybe I can add something to make the chi...that's energy to make it flow more harmoniously in your home to bring good luck." Mu will introduce her the concept of feng shui eventually.
Tilting his head, "I don't mind sleeping on the floor, but promise me you get me proper pillows and a bed of my own soon~♪" He'll be a good boy and sleep on the floor, but will devise a plan to nap on her bed.
"Got anything to eat? I like meat. The Count drinks tea and cakes, but he wouldn't feed me sweets. I like sweets too." At that, he starts sniffing at her fridge, pawing at it. "I can smell fruits in here. I like fruits." A curious whine as he makes puppy eyes at the fridge, looking for food.
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"What breed are you? I never seen coloring like yours." And then he starts picking on her house size. "I am sorry that it isn't any bigger. It is the biggest I could get with what I make." So much pouting.
She blinks as he mentions that he wouldn't mind sleeping on the floor and was glad that it was easy. "If... If you stay as a fox, then I wouldn't mind if you sleep with me just for tonight. It wouldn't be right. Tomorrow, I can work a half day and we can find you a bed and pillows."
There was another reason why she didn't want to share a bed with a man. She frowns as she felt her heart breaking even more before watching him... Act so cute. A small sigh and it was much easier to interact with him as a fox over a man.
"I have quite a few pieces of fruit. Give me a second and I can order something for us to eat." He is a meat eater so first, she opens her fridge and pulls out a small bowl of peaches, moving to the sink to rinse off a couple.
"Have you heard of KFC? I can order you some chicken if you like." She inquires as she hands him the peaches. She then goes to pull out her phone to pull up a delivery app, selecting KFC and starts to order a pot pie and a bucket of chicken. "Do you have anything in particular you want?"
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"That's okay. I don't expect a house of a princess after all." He said with a smile, teasing her. "Your house is quite comfortable."
Ears down, soft whine. "Hmm? You don't like me as a man? You dislike this form?" Tail swishing. His voice is playful, because he appears to her as he hopes to be pleasing to her. "I thought appearing to you like this, you'll find me handsome."
Yay fruit. "Mmm peaches." But then he perks up, ears goes up, and he munches on the sweet peaches, making pleased fox sounds. "Is it chicken? I love chickens! When I was young, I used to steal them from chicken coops from farmers and locals in the countryside. And then, karma isn't kind to me and I was hunted for being a thief." He said.
"I would like a bucket of chicken!" He said cheerfully. "The count feeds me chickens too."
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But then he teases her again about her house and her pout increases. "It was just me living here. Perhaps I shouldn't feed you dinner tonight as punishment." So ha!
Oh no... Oh god no.... That face combined with the whining. She goes to look away, blushing quite a bit. "It's not that! Its just... I..." No, she shouldn't tell him just yet. It's really not any of his business. At least not yet. "You do look handsome. I was just trying to figure out a way..."
Okay, she is going to stop her current train of thought as she goes to focus on ordering food. "Yes, it is chicken. It's a place whose entire specialty is how they cook or fried their chicken." But she goes to order the food, smiling as she knew that he wanted a bucket. "It has been ordered, it should arrive in less than an hour."
She helps herself to a peach with a small sigh. "I grew these myself, they are in the garden out back. I have a small garden of food."
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With a thoughtful look, "Foxes don't look like men. I look like a man to you because I have chosen to. Don't worry about the term in the contract. People will see me like a fox, but I will look like a man to you always. I want to please you, because I can read your heart. I hope this form pleases. I want to look like a handsome man." He said. "I will always stay by your side and never leave you."
He sniffs her fridge. "May I have more peaches? They're very good and sweet."
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She blinks as she listens to him, her eyes widening a little. "But... How? How is that possible? A normal...." But then she blushes even more. "Don't peek! No reading my heart. No!" So much blushing. She is really gonna have to talk to the Count about Mu. Were all of the pets sold at his shop like this? This magical?
She goes to shake her head. "No more sweets. Not until after dinner, unless you rather have the peaches over chicken then you have have more."
She then goes to study him, tilting her head. "If you look like a fox to everyone else, I should get you a collar with a tag. Just so people won't think you are wild."
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"No? You're a good person. Very beautiful and good." However, sensing her discomfort, he won't bring up further.
"Okay. Let me know when dinner arrives. I don't mind a collar. I'm a magical pet, so only you can see me as a man, while people see me as a fox. It's an illusion." He explains.
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"He's an arctic hare, raised in the snowy mountains within a sect of holy monks in my country. The hares who lives in the temple there has said to have special powers. They bring calm where there is chaos and calamity." said the Count. He wasn't kidding when the pet reveals himself to be a man of ethereal beauty and handsomeness instead of the hare that the Count described. "Please take good care of him. I wish you both happiness and take good care of each other."
The hare's name is Mu. He's a tall man with soulful expressive eyes, fair skin, perfect jade-like calm composure. Long lilac hair tied up like a ponytail with a white ribbon with a jewel hairpin to keep it in place. A pair of long snow-white hare ears that droop from the side of his head, real soft hare ears. Around his head, a headband that is tied around his head with a white ribbon and sky blue cloud imprints that flow with his hair.
With an ethereal celestial aura around him, he's dressed in a flowing snow-white robe and blue tunic, like a cloud, he carries a flute in one hand and a silver sword with a snow-white hilt at his hip.
Being a hare, although a handsome one, it's probably hard to take him seriously, but he wears a serious stoic expression, even when he comes home with her.
"...Mn. Home?" His question when he arrives home with her as he sniffs around and now his new home for the first time.
[For reference: The robes he wears: 1, 2, 3]
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Bits and pieces of the information that the count gave her stuck. He's a hare. Yes, she wanted to buy a rabbit as a small companion. Her house had a room reach to be it's hutch. He was a special hare.
She had idly touched his ears while under the daze of not only a handsome man but also the magic of the Count's shop. They were real. He really had hares ears.
When they arrived at her small home, she blinks and finally snapped back to reality. There was a man in her house! A MAN!
"Ah! Ye-Ye-Yes! This is home." She goes to blush but let him be, the memory of him being an actual hare going through her. She knew it would be better for him to explore on his own.
Her house. It was a small but quaint little house. Two bedrooms and an office, small kitchen and one bathroom. In the dining room, there was a display of various handmade teas with price tags by them. Leanne was a tea maker who sold her tea from her house and at farmer's markets. The backyard was filled with a couple of gardens and fruit trees.
"I.. I must apologize. I don't have a room ready for you." So much blushing now as she opens the spare room to show the rabbit hutch she turned it into. "I wasn't expecting to bring home a man."
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Mu sniffs her house around to become familiar with the scent. He becomes less fidgety and skittish trying to become familiar with his new home and owner. He saw the garden and fruit trees as he caught the scent of them on the way. He sniffs at her collection of teas and the tea leaves with approval and he relaxes, less anxious, and despite his serious expression, he manage smiles a bit, less stressed from her touches.
Shaking his head, negative. She doesn’t have to apologize. “Mm. Eat...? Hungry...”
As there’s a faint sound of a gurgle from his stomach, hunger pangs.
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She remains blushing as she watches him. What is she to do? She can't expect him to live in an room made for a rabbit. The blush flares up quite a bit as he smiles.
She blinks as he mentions that he was hungry and quickly heads into the kitchen. "I have mainly hare food but I do have a leftover Dion's salad."
She goes to pull it out and set it on the table. She then goes to remove the egg and slices of meat. "You can have some while waiting for dinner."
Leanne does remember how he barely speaks and ponders how to communicate with him. "Can you eat rice? Fruits?" She will pause per question just long enough for him to answer with a nod or a positive sound.
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“Mn...yes. Yes. Yes.” She will discover he isn’t wordy at all, but he does understand her at the mention of food. As she went to the kitchen, he quietly follows after her, his footsteps are quiet that she probably didn’t sense he was following right after her, approaching close to her boundaries.
He nibbles a bit of this and a bit of that, trying what was offered to him. For the meat, there’s an expression of distaste and he skipped over those. “Chicken...? No chicken.” He said with disappointment.
But then there’s a hum of approval, a positive, at her suggestion of rice and fruits, his expression and look in his eyes is that of eagerness. “Mn. Rice. Fruit.”
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This... This is something she is going to have to get used to. His quietness. She beams a little as he answers her questions.
"Got cha! I know what to make you! Please wait while I go and make you some dinner." She goes at once to head into the garden and picks some oranges from the tree and head back inside.
She goes to start cooking the rice, putting the juice and zest of one of the oranges. While the rice was cooking, she goes to start breading various vegables and then when there was around 10 minutes left for the rice, starts frying the veggies to cook and to give them a crispy breading.
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In response, “Mn.” Meaning yes, he wanted dinner. He waited patiently, wondering when she will come back, and eventually she did, he waited for his first dinner made by her. The food smells good to him, his stomach rumbles.
He’s a good boy as he sits in the chair, being patient. Not rushing her as she works.
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Food was almost done. When it was almost time to serve, she goes to start setting up two places on the table. One for him and one for her, smiling at him. Then came two teacups with a teapot as well as the usual cream and sugar, a slice of orange decorated the cups.
Then the moment he was waiting for, the sound of a jingle played, announcing that the rice was done. Without pouring him a cup, Leanne heads back into the kitchen and not only place the rice in a serving bowl, but also fished out the veggies and set them on a plate lined with paper towels to soak up the excess oil. She then goes to set the food down and take her seat with a small sigh, smiling at a little.
"Dig in, sorry you had to wait for your meal."
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But the way she was treating him on his first day, he was warming up to her. Gradual. He watches her quietly, learning and memorizing.
“Sorry is not necessary. Take your time.”
He was staring at first, and realized there’s no chopsticks. “No chopsticks...?” Still, he has no complaint. He can adapt. The way he eats is slow and purposeful, no rush at all, nibbling in small bites until dinner has come to pass and every food is gone, clean from the plate so neatly.
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She nearly jumped when he spoke, looking at him for a couple of moments. "But you were hungry. I could hear how your stomach growled."
She watches as he goes to get himself food, she herself moving to pour him a cup of tea. She blinks at his words and blushes a little. "No, I don't have any. I guess I will have to add that to my shopping list. A set of chopsticks, a proper bed for you and some more clothes." A small pause. "Just so you have something to change to when you wash what you are wearing."
A small sigh as she goes to clear the table once food has been eaten. She goes to write on a list by her fridge, before looking back towards him. "You should try smiling. You look handsome right now, I imagine with a smile you would look hot and can easily win over any girl you like." A small pause. "Should I get you a female hare? Just so you won't be lonely?"
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“It’s good.” The food she cooked for him. That’s what he meant. “Mn. Clothes. Bed.” He said, positive.
She’s efficient as she makes that list, so she writes too. So he kept note in how to be efficient and help her once they get used to each other. Make himself with purpose.
There’s emotion in reaction when she flirts with him and teases him so openly that his icy demeanor drops, as he shyly looks to the side. “...huh.” Almost a confused look as if he doesn’t know. “Hm. I don’t know.”
At her question, he contemplated, looked unsettled at her question. “Not necessary. If I want a mate, it must be the one I will be fated to be with. One where I can let go of my self-regulation.”
At last, he speaks a full sentence at least.
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He doesn't need to help her at first. She is used to taking care of things as she goes to start doing the dishes. "If you like, I can show you around the house or you can go exploring freely. I have some work I need to do but I can see waht I can do to help you relax and settle down."
The next farmer's market was coming up and she needed to make her tea blends and jams. "Feel free to pick anywhere you want to sleep tonight."
It was then at her open semi-flirting that she notices his demeanor changes and he... Goes to act very cute. She giggles and shakes her head. "Don't worry about it, Mu. You still look very handsome."
But then at his answer and being able to speak full sentences. This.. This was something important to him. "I see, I can see what I can do to help you find them. Just so you won't be alone. Nobody should be alone."
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/hops back in here
Bad pun! XD
hops harderer...
XD
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