... Yeah... I was just trying to be amusing. You know, as sort of an irony thing? Where on the one hand it's sort of tragic, yet on the other I'm alive anyways, so it was a failure of a... never mind. A wise man once said that if you have to explain a joke, it wasn't a very good one. Yohohoho!

But no, most pirates aren't like me at all. Most pirates look fleshy. Yohohoho!